I think computers ought to have a key called I…

I think computers ought to have a key called I’M DRUNK, and when you push it, it prevents you from sending email for twelve hours. I’ve got another one: a key called FUCK OFF. You press it every time your computer does something annoying – in turn this would somehow force your computer to experience pain. And if you pushed SHIFT/FUCK OFF, you’d end up with FUCK OFF AND DIE, the computer equivalent of a razor being raked across your nipples.